Bella came by and I felt bad about cancelling our movie date, but I'll make it up to her. She just joined Brownies and is taking Tae Kwan Do classes too :P She's just growing up too fast :(
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Yuck...
Started taking my meds again the other day and have felt sick ever since :/ guess when I get used to them again then I will be fine. Made for a boring weekend...I barely got out of bed at all.
Bella came by and I felt bad about cancelling our movie date, but I'll make it up to her. She just joined Brownies and is taking Tae Kwan Do classes too :P She's just growing up too fast :(
On a good note..I have lost 10lbs :P
Bella came by and I felt bad about cancelling our movie date, but I'll make it up to her. She just joined Brownies and is taking Tae Kwan Do classes too :P She's just growing up too fast :(
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Stole this..
A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high, voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square ?"
In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation, "Hey sista, that’s kinda a long drive ? You mind if we, like, chat ?"
The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind ?"
The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing. Are you telling me you never think about doin’it ?"
The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my mind a time or two. I am of weak human flesh you understand."
The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know, doin" it?"
The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in a very unique circumstance, I might consider it."
The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen to be?"
The nun, "Well, he’d have to be Catholic, unmarried and well, certainly, he could have no children."
The cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day. I am all three. Why do youse come on up here...I won’t even make you really break your vows. All you gotta do is go down on me."
The nun looks around...they are awfully far away from where anyone would recognize her...at the next light she gets into the front with the driver. By the next light, the nun is getting back into the rear of the cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear. As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to laugh.
The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous ?"
The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I’m Protestant, I’m married, and I got four kids."
And from the back of the cab comes the nun’s low voiced response, "Yeah, well my name’s Dave and I’m on my way to a costume party."
In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation, "Hey sista, that’s kinda a long drive ? You mind if we, like, chat ?"
The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind ?"
The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing. Are you telling me you never think about doin’it ?"
The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my mind a time or two. I am of weak human flesh you understand."
The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know, doin" it?"
The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in a very unique circumstance, I might consider it."
The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen to be?"
The nun, "Well, he’d have to be Catholic, unmarried and well, certainly, he could have no children."
The cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day. I am all three. Why do youse come on up here...I won’t even make you really break your vows. All you gotta do is go down on me."
The nun looks around...they are awfully far away from where anyone would recognize her...at the next light she gets into the front with the driver. By the next light, the nun is getting back into the rear of the cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear. As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to laugh.
The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous ?"
The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I’m Protestant, I’m married, and I got four kids."
And from the back of the cab comes the nun’s low voiced response, "Yeah, well my name’s Dave and I’m on my way to a costume party."
sucks..
Been slacking a lot lately..with this blog, my health, my family..everything. Sometimes I just feel like theres no use trying anymore. Don't get me wrong, I don't plan on doing anything to myself (even though the thoughts are always there). I just feel worthless and embarrassed of where my life is now. I will never meet Mr. Right..destined to be alone forever. I wouldn't even care if he was Mr. For Now..I just want someone to tell me I was the last thing he thought of going to bed and the first thing on his mind waking up. I want to feel important and needed by someone. I want to feel what it feels like to be loved again, to cuddle and just have someone hug me. That isn't too much to ask for is it? I wouldn't think so. Maybe I just need to accept what is. Why is it that I can find someone who cares about me, only he lives in another country? Karma maybe?
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